The Original Steak & Blowjob Day Column
Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and for those of you who participated in the festivities, it is my hope that you also came, and promptly left. Sadly, hope is often not enough. I’m sure there are a fair number of guys out there who poured their hearts into Valentine’s Day, searched through every boy-band song, poem, and movie available for that one, perfectly cheesy line. These are the people who were talking to their girlfriend’s friends, looking for the perfect gift, perusing jewelry stores and florists, making scrapbooks and buying puppies. However, after all this hard work is done, these poor shmucks are often lucky to be left with enough energy to rub one out to lime-wired porn. Many are left down and out, with light wallets and heavy balls. You might be asking, how can we fix this problem? The answer is simple, by celebrating man’s counter-holiday, Steak & Blowjob Day.
