The Drunk Life

For this week I’ve decided to include a video from my personal life. I’m moving back in with the old roommates again, and I felt like sharing a memory.

You may remember Bruce from the water-damage incident, but little did you know he might be the next American Idol…

            Just one man’s quest to try and figure out his sexuality…

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A fireman climbs up to the bedroom window of a burning house and finds a gorgeous blonde in a see-through nightie.

“Aha! You’re the second pregnant girl I’ve rescued this year!”

“I’m not pregnant!” the blonde exclaims.

“You’re not rescued yet either.”

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Now you can learn how to get laid from the comfort of your couch (here’s looking at you Igor.) Mystery, a revered PUA (pick-up artist) from The Game (the modern guy’s bible) has landed his own reality TV show. The Pick Up Artist, which airs Monday nights at 9pm Eastern on VH1, aims to teach eight losers how to score with girls.

The line up includes a computer nerd, a guy who doesn’t know he’s gay yet, and a 45-year-old virgin. The unsatisfied eight live together in a house in Texas. Mystery, accompanied by PUAs J-Dog and Matador, teach the guys some moves, and then take them out to try them in the field.

Each week one frustrated chump is sent home, presumably to masturbate, until only one contestant remains. The final bachelor will be crowned the VH1 Pick Up Artist.

The show is genuinely entertaining. You get the joy of watching guys crash and burn, coupled with some funny pick-up lines, and enough T&A that you don’t need to pick up a girl to have a good time. The most fantastic thing is that the show makes running game on girls and bedding them look admirable, something I haven’t been able to do in four years of college.

Here’s the Trailer:

I don’t plug things very often, but this show is going to be amazing. If you aren’t familiar with PUAs, AFCs (average frustrated chumps) or The Game, it’s time to get with the program. Girls have had Cosmo, Cosmo girl and Seventeen since age 11. Without some counter-knowledge, a women’s estrogen-fueled insanity can eat a guy alive.

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

“What’s so funny?” the bartender asked.

“That stupid Dave! He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”

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