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EurekaWould you like to be a part of The Drunk Life? Are you funny, outgoing, or generally an embarrassment to yourself and others? If so, you’ve come to the right place. We’re always accepting random funny quotes, stories, columns and pics for random updates. The Drunk Life is currently looking for submissions in the following areas:

Your Funny Stories - Think of this as like a confessional for those of us who are too drunk for church. Got a funny story from the weekend? Want to anonymously confess your sins to your peers via the Internet? Send your shit shows on over and we’ll take the best ones and publish them in the upcoming segment Monday Morning Memoirs. Anonymity is your call, pictures a plus. Length depends on the story.

Internet Videos - No, not the naked kind. Each week, TDL showcases some random video that will make you laugh. It’s the perfect thing to watch in between real life and happy hour.

Hump Jokes - Every Wednesday (Hump Day) a new joke is posted to help you get through the week. If you’ve got a good one, we’d love to hear it.

Article Ideas - This one is pretty self explainitory. Got an issue you want tackled, you know what to do. Ideas for Unqualified Advice always a plus.

Will Work For MilkGRAPHIX - Are you artistically talented? If you are, TDL is very interested in enlisting your services. TDL is looking for people capabile of creating images based on verbal discription. Whether they be hand-drawn and scanned, or computer designed, TDL is looking for help with design for logos, banners, and t-shirt graphics. We have the ideas, we just can’t draw a straight line (or walk one for that matter.) That being said, we always love to hear your ideas. A real custom Wordpress theme would be nice also. Contact TDL to discuss abilities, ideas and compensation for graphic work.

Ideas for new weekly features are always welcome, as are improvisions on existing site content. Thanks kids!