Vote on Igor’s Pussy Probability
Igor Updates have proved to be one of the most popular features here on The Drunk Life. For that reason, I wouldn’t let a little thing like spring break get in the way of laughing at another’s sexual misfortune. You can thank me later.
After the last two weeks’ pictures, a lot of people have been asking if Igor has any other shirts to wear. Well, after a little trip to the mall I’m pleased to announce that Igor is well on his way to having a clean shirt for almost every day of the week! Check out his new threads. C’mon ladies, you know you wanna hit that.
In the first Igor Update, Meet Igor: The Patented Pussy Repellent, I posed three possible outcomes of Igor’s quest for cooter. These expectations were that Igor would eventually:
- A) gets laid by a girl
- B) come out of the closet
- or C) slits his wrists in our bathtub
What I didn’t expect was the surge of verbal voting that followed. Apparently, everyone thinks Igor’s best chance at sex is with Keith (pictured left,) with or without his consent. Since so many people who know Igor believe that option B is the front-runner, I’ve decided to open an official poll. You should see it on the top right-hand side of your screen.
*UPDATE: The poll was taken down as a result of prevailent voter fraud.
In the mean time, we’ve taken to the streets, interviewing local girls about Igor’s pussy probability.
The Drunk Life - Would you ever have sex with Igor?
Myranda - ::gasps for oxygen over uncontrollable laughter:: No.
Since she was clearly astounded by the notion, we decided to sweeten the pot.
TDL - What if you could have any car you wanted, and all you had to do was have sex with Igor?
Myranda - No.
Well, maybe she has unreasonable standards, so we took our question to the other drunk girl in our kitchen.
TDL - If you could have any car in the world, if you had sex with igor, would you?
Lauren - Any kind of car?
That’s a buyer’s question! We’ll take it. She’d do it for a Lamborghini; there is hope.
As always, if anyone would like to meet Igor, please contact me here.
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