Whore My Ride
One day I stumbled onto the porch of my crappy college apartment to see the following scenario unfolding:
There were cars parallel parked along both sides of my street. Two loud, presumably drunk, college students were standing at the end of the street on opposite sides of the road from one another. They gave each other a nod of understanding, faced forward, and leapt up onto the trunk of their first respective cars, ran over the tops of them, down the windshields, and then jumped onto the trunk of their next cars.
This unorthodox test of athleticism continued all the way up the street and off into the distance. Although it was funny, I realized it was time to start protecting myself, and my automotive investments…
Nobody’s using my ride for a sloppy steeple chase, even if it is a busted up purple Galant painted white with bird shit.
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