Why No One Gives Gifts on St. Patrick’s Day
My friend wrote and directed this video. If you like it please visit MeanRubber.com and show him some love. Anyway, Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Show me your Genitals
Someone sent me this on Facebook and I thought it was ridiculous.
Do you have what it takes to Title Porn?
A friend sent me this and it’s right up my ally. I swear, we spent days in middle school thinking of sexual innuendo and relating it to movies. In hindsight, idk if that was normal. I was a pretty depraved child.
“There will be Blood.” Gross. My favorites are Bi-Curious George, Who Reamed Rodger Rabbit and How Stella got her Tube Packed.
Jizz in my Pants, an SNL Digital Short
This is like, dick in a box good…
Andy Samberg is fantastic. This sorta makes up for Hotrod. Well, almost
Aaron Karo does Stand-Up on The Late Show
One of my favorite comedians who first inspired me to get into writing, comedy and stand-up is Aaron Karo. When he was in college he sent out funny e-mails to his buddies about what went on, and they forwarded those e-mails, and eventually Karo became a star. He now lives in Los Angeles and is a full time Comedian. He just made his Network TV debut on the Late Show, here’s the clip:
If you like his work you can check out more at aaronkaro.com and subscribe to his famous Ruminations e-mail column, it comes out bi-monthly and it’s always good for a laugh.
Whore My Ride
One day I stumbled onto the porch of my crappy college apartment to see the following scenario unfolding:
There were cars parallel parked along both sides of my street. Two loud, presumably drunk, college students were standing at the end of the street on opposite sides of the road from one another. They gave each other a nod of understanding, faced forward, and leapt up onto the trunk of their first respective cars, ran over the tops of them, down the windshields, and then jumped onto the trunk of their next cars.
This unorthodox test of athleticism continued all the way up the street and off into the distance. Although it was funny, I realized it was time to start protecting myself, and my automotive investments…
Nobody’s using my ride for a sloppy steeple chase, even if it is a busted up purple Galant painted white with bird shit.
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God Must Have Spent A Little More Time on Bruce
For this week I’ve decided to include a video from my personal life. I’m moving back in with the old roommates again, and I felt like sharing a memory.
You may remember Bruce from the water-damage incident, but little did you know he might be the next American Idol…
Just one man’s quest to try and figure out his sexuality…
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SNL is NOT Dead: Part Four
One of the best parts of SNL has always been Weekend Update. It’s true that Weekend Update was at it’s best when Norm MacDonald replaced Chevy Chase back in 1993, but that’s no reason to assume it isn’t still funny now. I think Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler do a great job, and this next segment is my favorite of the entire last season.
This video is a segment called “Really!?!” that Seth & Amy did after Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was stopped at a Miami Airport for allegedly trying to bring marijuana onto his flight.
So do yourself a favor and record SNL and at least watch the Weekend Update while your nursing your hangover on Sunday morning. It might just become the best part of your weekend, really.
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SNL is NOT Dead: Part Three
Whatever negative comments scenesters and hipsters might make about current SNL in relation to the old school stuff, they still do manage to bring in the biggest celebrities and write great material for them. Check out this instant classic sketch with Superbowl XLI MVP Peyton Manning doing charity for the United Way.
Damn kids are such pussies these days.
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