A Case of Mistaken Identity
A man is wasted and he stumbles into a bar. He spots a woman accross the room, and after staring at her for some time at he makes his way over to her and proceeds to shove his tougnue down her throat. She jumps up and slaps him. He immediately apologizes, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my girlfriend. You look exactly like her.”
“You worthless, good for nothing, drunk!” the woman screams. “Why don’t you do something with you life.”
“Funny,” he muttered, “you sound exactly like her too.”
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