How Not to Join the Mile High Club
A plane is hurting toward the ground after both its wings are struck by lightning. The passengers start praying and panicking. One woman stands up in the aisle and screams: “I want my final minutes to be memorable. I’ve had plenty of sex, but know one has ever made me feel like a woman! Can any man here do that?”
The plane goes silent. The passengers forget their own peril, and stare, riveted, at the woman. Then a tall, dark, and handsome guy at the back of the plane stands up.
“Honey, I can make you feel like a woman,” he says. The man walks up the aisle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the man approaches. He takes off his shirt. Her lips part slightly. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches out to the trembling woman, extending his arm hold the shirt, and whispers… “Here, iron this.”
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