Hump Jokes: Week One
Many people refer to Wednesday as “Hump Day” because it’s smack dab in the middle of the week. Once you get over the Wednesday hump, the weekend is right around the corner. To assist you in your humping, every Wednesday TheDrunkLife brings you a new joke to help you keep your mid-week sanity. Here’s this week’s joke:
A man gets a phone call telling him that his wife has just been hospitalized following a terrible car accident. Over the phone, the doctor tells the man that his wife is currently in critical condition, but is expected to live through the ordeal. He goes on to tell the man to get to the hospital as quickly as possible.
The man arrives at the hospital shortly thereafter. He immediately runs toward his wife’s room, but he bumps into her doctor in the hallway.
Man: “How is she Doc?”
Doctor: “Well I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that although she is going to live, she’s not going to regain her pervious level of functioning. She’s going to be completely paralyzed and consequently confined to a wheelchair. You’re going to have to wheel her everywhere she needs to go, feed her, dress her, and bath her. She won’t be able to go to the bathroom on her own either, you’re going to have to help her get on the toilet and then help her clean up afterwards.”
Man: “Oh my God, that’s terrible. What is the good news?”
Doctor: “I’m just kidding, she’s dead.”
That’s terrible, I know, but whatever, it’s funny.
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