What an Asshole
Bob walks into a bar near the top of a high-rise building. He sees another man take a pill, take a drink, and then walk to the window and jump out. The man flys around for a minute and then zips back into the bar.
Bob watched in amazement as the man repeated this feat twice more. Finally Bob approached the man and asked if he could have a pill. The man said it was his last flying pill. Bob offered to buy the flying pill for five hundred dollars, but the man declined. Bob made a final offer of a thousand dollars, saying that it was all he had on him.
The man reluctantly took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. Bob took the pill, took a drink, and then went to the window, jumped out and fell to his death. The bartender walked over to the man at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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