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	<title>Comments on: Why I had to Fire my Secretary</title>
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		<title>By: Jake</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-1194</link>
		<dc:creator>Jake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice. Very nice.</description>
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		<title>By: @K</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-1062</link>
		<dc:creator>@K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got this in an email chain (multiple times)</description>
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		<title>By: Henry Jennings</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-992</link>
		<dc:creator>Henry Jennings</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good lord, the comments. 

Keep up the good work; they have no life and very little understanding of what it takes to run a good blog. Neither do I, obviously, but at least I'm able to appreciate it in others.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good lord, the comments. </p>
<p>Keep up the good work; they have no life and very little understanding of what it takes to run a good blog. Neither do I, obviously, but at least I&#8217;m able to appreciate it in others.</p>
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		<title>By: Sally</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-875</link>
		<dc:creator>Sally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some of your commenters are straight up mean!    Hang in there James xoxo  Happy Holidays</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of your commenters are straight up mean!    Hang in there James xoxo  Happy Holidays</p>
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		<title>By: Kassy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kassy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahhhh shit that sucks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahhhh shit that sucks!</p>
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		<title>By: Festive BACARDI Drinks For Your Holiday Party &#124; Alpha Mantra</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-856</link>
		<dc:creator>Festive BACARDI Drinks For Your Holiday Party &#124; Alpha Mantra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] enough of the confidence boosting chemicals that men desire. This bods well for hitting on the office secretary, or accepting the challenge from your cousins who think they can beat you at scategories (which [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] enough of the confidence boosting chemicals that men desire. This bods well for hitting on the office secretary, or accepting the challenge from your cousins who think they can beat you at scategories (which [...]</p>
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		<title>By: whatDheller</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-844</link>
		<dc:creator>whatDheller</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great joke. I started laughing out loud people at work came over to see. Good thing so I could show everyone and not ruin it my retelling it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great joke. I started laughing out loud people at work came over to see. Good thing so I could show everyone and not ruin it my retelling it.</p>
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		<title>By: Lalo Marquez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lalo Marquez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story reminds me that other about the guy who was about to get married to a girl whose sister was always flirting with him when they were alone. The day before the wedding the guy had to go over to the sister's house to pick something up. When he got there, she said that she has always wanted to have sex with him before he marry her sister. Then she said that she would be upstairs waiting for him and, as she began to walked up the stairs she took off her panties and threw them down to him. The guy immediately turned around and walked out the front door, only to be met by the father of the girls, who solemnly said to him: "Son, congratulations, you passed our test". Lucky him that he kept his condoms in his car...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story reminds me that other about the guy who was about to get married to a girl whose sister was always flirting with him when they were alone. The day before the wedding the guy had to go over to the sister&#8217;s house to pick something up. When he got there, she said that she has always wanted to have sex with him before he marry her sister. Then she said that she would be upstairs waiting for him and, as she began to walked up the stairs she took off her panties and threw them down to him. The guy immediately turned around and walked out the front door, only to be met by the father of the girls, who solemnly said to him: &#8220;Son, congratulations, you passed our test&#8221;. Lucky him that he kept his condoms in his car&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Gardiner Moody</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-834</link>
		<dc:creator>Gardiner Moody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought this was really funny. I'd never heard the joke before... so I was only tipped off by scrolling down and seeing the naked guy on the couch. :-D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought this was really funny. I&#8217;d never heard the joke before&#8230; so I was only tipped off by scrolling down and seeing the naked guy on the couch. <img src='http://www.thedrunklife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: That's What She</title>
		<link>http://www.thedrunklife.com/hump-jokes/why-i-had-to-fire-my-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-828</link>
		<dc:creator>That's What She</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"This made me “Jizz in my Pants” ! :) classic" 
amazing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;This made me “Jizz in my Pants” ! <img src='http://www.thedrunklife.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> classic&#8221;<br />
amazing</p>
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