Igor Goes Dark
No, Igor is not easing racial tensions. Rather, Igor has gone dark in the sense of covert. His actions, endeavors and whereabouts are a mystery at present. For further explanation please observe the following picture:
We’re talking some James Bond shit, he’s like double O well… zero. No ladies yet. In fact, Igor is now blaming the website for his lack of success. Ain’t that some shit? I feel like you have to have had sex prior to a situation before you can accuse said situation of cock-blocking. So what is more than likely cock-blocking Igor? Igor.
Seriously though, Igor has stopped coming home, and generally avoided everyone and asked me not to divulge his plans until they reach failure or fruition. Obviously there will still be Igor updates, he just doesn’t want me scaring the chicks off. All one of them.
As always, if anyone would like to meet Igor, please contact me here.
Most Controversial
Chris Said,
May 11, 2007 @ 2:24 am
Igor citing at poker bragging about banging a girl whom he deemed a 2. Oh but there is more, apparently she has Lupus. For those of you who don’t know what that is http://arthritis.about.com/od/lupus/a/guidetolupus_2.htm. Hot, huh?
your mom Said,
May 11, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
uh. he never had sex with her, and never will..
Dave Said,
May 11, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
Igor has been asked to prom by said Lupus chick. From what I have heard he is in fact going to prom. Way to go Igor. Just remember, if she does die in the near future, it’s 100% not from anything you gave her.
James Said,
May 11, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
I love how Dave goes to the Library to “study” and finds himself commenting on Igor’s virginity. I still wanna know who the proud owner of IP address cpe-72-224-119-160.nycap.res.rr.com is, because that’s who voted 100 times for Igor getting laid essentially destroying the integrity of the poll. The voting structure has since been fixed so people ca only vote once.
meg Said,
May 11, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
someone must have been on my computer voting then, thats my ip address but i only voted i think once on that poll? thats really weird. a bunch of his high school friends were at my house a week ago, maybe it was them.lol sorry about that tho, ill make sure noone gets on my computer again, and that girl that has lupus, was talking too me the other day and shes a pretty nice girl and i guess he is going too prom with her, maybe he will have some luck there. but seriously, sorry for someone messing up your poll, but i really could care less what a poll says, it must have been his friends.
your mom Said,
May 12, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
there will be no luck for him at said prom.
Dave Said,
May 12, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
I think that there will be a lot more votes for “I will fuck Igor” after this picture. I know a lot of people out there that would paper bag that.
meg Said,
May 13, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
haha is your mom kelly? cause im pretty sure it is.lol
your mom Said,
May 17, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
haha meg be smart. and haha hes not going to my prom now. HAHAHAHHAHA
Chris Said,
May 19, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Victory is mine.
meg Said,
May 21, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
haha i figured so much kel.