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That’s right ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in his frustrated existence, Igor touched a pussy! Even more shocking, the girl was awake! I’ll let the following conversation speak for itself:

The tale of Igor’s first thumb war in tuna town is after the jump:

*Screen Names have been altered.

As you can see, the cruedly updated diagram shows Igor’s current progress in his quest to lose his virginity. The best part about the diagram is that Igor copied it off The Drunk Life from a previous article, Photoshoped it himself, and sent it to me before he told me what actually happened.

*I apologize if the “shakes hands” part of this article’s title was misleading; it was meant to symbolize a first meeting of man and vagina. To the best of my knowledge the “saw” technique was not incorporated.

Will Harry Potter eventually earn Igor some Hairy Cooter, or will this go down as another unfulfilled episode of misguided hormones? Will the whore moan? Only time will tell, but when it happens, you can trust that it will be right here on The Drunk Life. Until then, why don’t you do yourself a favor and check out The Drunk Life Poster Store?

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