Meet Igor: The Patented Pussy Repellent
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Igor is 18 years old and has never touched a vagina. Well perhaps never is unfair, but since birth… seriously. It is Igor’s goal to eventually meet, greet and possibly eat a vagina.
Every week, TheDrunkLife will feature an Igor Update letting everyone know how his progress is coming along. These updates will continue until Igor either:
In accordance with his quest for pussy, Igor has enlisted my services. Unlike Igor, I have touched several vaginas. All Igor has to do is clean, wash dishes, cook, and run errands (buy milk, be D.D., make protein shakes.) In exchange, Igor will learn how to talk to girls without getting pepper-sprayed.
Igor is currently in the process of improving his dress, diet, and exercise regimen. He is also learning and practicing new social techniques and strategies. If anyone has any recommendations for Igor, please leave them on the comment board.
Most Controversial
Katie Said,
March 23, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
He’s got potential. Bring him to a bar with drunk college girls and he’ll be fine. Unless he wants it to be special. But….Fuck that noise. Drunk college girls + attention = gettin’ some. This comes from a post drunk college girl. Good Luck!
James Said,
March 24, 2007 @ 4:50 am
I agree, I think many a drunk girl would see fit to wrangle themselves an Igor. As far as special goes, at this point, a handjob from a blind girl would be pretty darn special.
The Drunk Life » Vote on Igor’s Pussy Probability Said,
April 5, 2007 @ 1:23 am
[...] the first Igor Update, Meet Igor: The Patented Pussy Repellent, I posed three possible outcomes of Igor’s quest for cooter. These expectations were that [...]
Steve Said,
April 17, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
Listen, give me like 2 weekends, since the last time i hung out with you guys ive entered a whole new world of sorority sluts, its not nearly as hard as it should be, especially if quality isnt the number one priority. This weekend is 4/20, start of greek week, then fountain day, the amount of drunkin horny bitches will be overwheming. let me know
little avenged sevenfold Said,
February 28, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
wicked sevenfold avenged avenged sevenfold easy