What an Asshole
Bob walks into a bar near the top of a high-rise building. He sees another man take a pill, take a drink, and then walk to the window and jump out. The man flys around for a minute and then zips back into the bar.
Bob watched in amazement as the man repeated this feat twice more. Finally Bob approached the man and asked if he could have a pill. The man said it was his last flying pill. Bob offered to buy the flying pill for five hundred dollars, but the man declined. Bob made a final offer of a thousand dollars, saying that it was all he had on him.
The man reluctantly took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. Bob took the pill, took a drink, and then went to the window, jumped out and fell to his death. The bartender walked over to the man at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”
The plane goes silent. The passengers forget their own peril, and stare, riveted, at the woman. Then a tall, dark, and handsome guy at the back of the plane stands up.
A fireman climbs up to the bedroom window of a burning house and finds a gorgeous blonde in a see-through nightie. 
(the modern guy’s bible) has landed his own reality TV show. The Pick Up Artist, which airs Monday nights at 9pm Eastern on VH1, aims to teach eight losers how to score with girls.
The line up includes a computer nerd, a guy who doesn’t know he’s gay yet, and a 45-year-old virgin. The unsatisfied eight live together in a house in Texas. Mystery, accompanied by PUAs J-Dog and Matador, teach the guys some moves, and then take them out to try them in the field.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
