More Fun Than Public Urination
Ever get a ticket for public urination? That shit sucks. First of all you get searched. Even if you are lucky enough not to get caught with a fake ID, a bag of weed or a cop’s finger in your ass, you’ll still likely get taken down to the station and processed. The worst part is you generally only find yourself peeing in public late at night when you’re drunk, but these assholes give you court at 8am the next morning.
Well my weak bladdered friend, you live in oppression no more. The German company KETS has released the Roadbag, a portable little pouch you carry around just in case of an emergency. Inside the bag is a special polymer powder that turns your urine into a gel on contact, and by gel I mean projectile.
Each Roadbag comes with a refresher pad attached to keep up the illusion than men wash their hands after taking a piss. The urine is dispensed into a “snug flexible orifice” making it double as the perfect nightcap after a depressing evening of unsuccessful pick-up attempts.
The Road bag can hold up to 700ml of your big, ropey jets of urine. It was originally designed for use by frustrated drivers during traffic jams. Generally speaking, if you drank enough to piss 700ml, you probably shouldn’t be driving.
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