Sir That’s Not Lemonade, But Feel Free To Have Some
Today marks the first time I peed in a non-toilet, non-wilderness setting. This marks a turning point in my young life. For years I have woke up hungover with the urge to pee, but an overwhelming unwillingness to get out of bed and drag my ass to the bathroom. Today, that urge won out.
This moment is special to me because every time I came upon this dilemma, I would debate peeing in a bottle with myself. I always came to the same conclusion. I don’t want to be the kind of person who pees in bottles and leaves them cluttered all about the bedroom. What I realized on this fateful day was that I have always been that person inside, and that my true, free-flowing self, has always been cooped up inside just waiting to break free.
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