The Drunk Life goes to Cancun
That’s right kids, you’re reading this while I’m living it up in sunny Cancun. If you’re not jealous yet, I’ve included a picture of where I’m staying. Eat it Vagina 
That being said, there will still be an Igor Update this Thursday and a new video on Funny Film Friday. Don’t ask how I did this; I’m amazing. Standard random updates will start back up next Tuesday. In the mean time, there are some things I could use reader input on:
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I need more ideas for themed weekly updates. Thursday Igor Updates and Funny Film Fridays are great, but there are five more days in the week. Here are some ideas I’ve been toying around with:
- Monday Morning Memoirs: Readers submit their funny stories from the weekend. Monday morning the best one gets displayed front-and-center on The Drunk Life.
- Hump Jokes: Every Wednesday (Hump Day) a new joke is posted. Jokes would come from readers, or my personal collection.
- Sexy Sundays: Sort of a “babe of the week” type feature on Sundays. There would be a hot chick, a few words, and a bunch of pictures. I’m a little skeptical about this one, because for some strange-but-sweet reason a lot of my readers are girls.
- Book Ideas: I was recently contacted by publishers from National Lampoons about the possibility of writing a book for them. That’s right, the people who brought you Van Wilder think I might have what it takes to write for them. They told me their publishers love books with funny and clever titles, and a theme that allows for a lot of punch lines. Every chapter title needs to make the reader laugh and want to read it. The only idea I have at the moment would be a collection of my columns, extensively edited, reworked, and paired with tons of unreleased stuff. Something along the lines of Unqualified Advice: A guide to getting 4.0 grades, 10.0 girls, and a near-lethal B.A.C. I just pulled that out of my ass and I know it’s not that funny. It doesn’t need to be related to the column; I just need some ideas to work from.
If you have any funny weekend stories, jokes, hot babes or book ideas, shoot me an e-mail. I expect to return from Spring Break to a full inbox. Until then, I’ll be drinking a Corona for each and every one of you. Cheers!
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