The Top Ten Rejected Children’s Book Ideas

#10 - Why I Don’t Look Like my Daddy
#9 - Braids Made Easy with Beads and a Blender
#8 - Beat Hide and Seek: The Oven, the Dryer, and behind the SUV
#7 - Never Let the Car Get Your Ball
#6 - Blue’s Clues and the Mystery of the Partial Birth Abortion
#5 - Mom’s New Black Friend
#4 - Fun with Mr. Bubble, Rubber Ducky and the Toaster
#3 - Grampa Gets a Casket
#2 - 101 Games to Play in the Road
#1 - Dad’s New Wife Robert





Chris Said,
August 11, 2007 @ 4:11 pm
#8 and #10 should definitely be higher on that list.