The Drunk Life

I Stumbled Upon a very cool article the other day entitled The Many Uses of Vodka. Apparently, getting absolutely hammered in order to make New York Style pizza taste good is not it’s only function. Here are some of the best and most interesting ideas for finishing off that bottle:

• To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive
• Clean lipstick from clothing. Rub the stain with vodka, then throw into your regular wash.
• Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
• Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
• To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
• Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
• Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

Personally I think killing wasps, or at least seeing them trying to fly drunk, would be pretty cool. Also, if I’m ever stumbling drunk on the beach and happen to step on a jellyfish, I’ll know what to do. Not only will my foot be sting-free, but apparently it will smell great!

Another cool use for Vodka if found is making vodka pills. Apparently it only takes 24 hours, the only necessary ingredients are vodka (preferably flavored), sugar, water and corn starch. Most impressively, they come out looking like crack rocks.

For those that don’t know, Stumble Upon is a web service that allows you to click through the internet as if you were channel-surking the Internet. It’s wicked cool. Over time it learns your interests, and shows you pages it thinks you will like. You give the page a thumbs up or a thumbs down and it learns a little bit more about what kind of pages you like to see. I wonder what it says about a person when all Stumble Upon thinks you’ll be interested in is creative uses for vodka.

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