VH1’s The Pick Up Artist
Now you can learn how to get laid from the comfort of your couch (here’s looking at you Igor.) Mystery, a revered PUA (pick-up artist) from The Game (the modern guy’s bible) has landed his own reality TV show. The Pick Up Artist, which airs Monday nights at 9pm Eastern on VH1, aims to teach eight losers how to score with girls.
The line up includes a computer nerd, a guy who doesn’t know he’s gay yet, and a 45-year-old virgin. The unsatisfied eight live together in a house in Texas. Mystery, accompanied by PUAs J-Dog and Matador, teach the guys some moves, and then take them out to try them in the field.
Each week one frustrated chump is sent home, presumably to masturbate, until only one contestant remains. The final bachelor will be crowned the VH1 Pick Up Artist.
The show is genuinely entertaining. You get the joy of watching guys crash and burn, coupled with some funny pick-up lines, and enough T&A that you don’t need to pick up a girl to have a good time. The most fantastic thing is that the show makes running game on girls and bedding them look admirable, something I haven’t been able to do in four years of college.
Here’s the Trailer:
I don’t plug things very often, but this show is going to be amazing. If you aren’t familiar with PUAs, AFCs (average frustrated chumps) or The Game, it’s time to get with the program. Girls have had Cosmo, Cosmo girl and Seventeen since age 11. Without some counter-knowledge, a women’s estrogen-fueled insanity can eat a guy alive.




