Whoring Your Way Through Life

July 9, 2007 @ 4:31 pm · Filed under Random

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There are a lot of ways to go through life. Some people choose to be cheap, hording change, skimping on tips and giving shitty Christmas presents. Others choose to be condescending, going through life with a silver spoon up their ass while other have to take the more conventional shaft-route. Then there are those who choose to whore their way through life, slutting it up at every opportunity in exchange for attention, money, and the metaphorical hug that daddy never gave.

whore Meet CollegeCallGirl, a female student who moved to NYC for college. She found herself, a small-town girl with little income, in one of the biggest and most expensive cities in the world. In order to solve her dilemmas of being lonely and broke, she took to craigslist and started meeting tricks for casual encounters. She’s enjoying the sex, using the money for college, and in traditional hipster fashion, writing in her blog about it.

If I wanted an older man to come over and spank me or a young stud to pretend to be my high school boyfriend, they were out there in the Internet ether. All I had to do was type in my requirements, hit publish, and start sifting through emails from hundreds of men available to come over and not only provide me with any sexual service I desired but pick up a six-pack on the way over.

Wowiee! Not only will men have sex with horny co-eds they find on the Internet, but they’ll bring beer too. Sex AND beer, could college get any better?

It was the dirty jolt of excitement that comes from spontaneous, uninhibited sex with someone you barely know. If I was doing it for fun, why couldn’t I do it for money?

Ahh yes, money. Sex, beer and money, some people really can have it all. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not disparaging or degrading CampusCallGirl for whoring her way through life. Tons of people do it, she just happens to be rather good at it. What’s more is that she confesses to being slightly overweight and not overwhelmingly attractive. Sure, whoring your way through college would make for an amazing edition of my Unqualified Advice column, but what I’m really thinking is:

“Why didn’t I think of that?”